[14:00] me: There is a shark here.
[14:00] me: > JUMP SHARK
[14:00] him: Your ratings have dropped.
There is a shark here.
This is all in response to Lost, (I am catching up on season 2) and how Locke seems to approach everything like a text adventure, although the scene alluded to above certainly did not have Locke in it. I love how his justification for "why did you do this crazy, dangerous thing" is like "well, look, we had to go all the way to location X, and we acquired item Y, of course I'm going to use it, right?"