You can now buy for like six bucks plus shipping the following real --- and most likely flammable --- item: (or you can download the PDF and print it yourself, stitching it together with perhaps some string you stole from the robe of a passing benedictine monk, you cheap bastard)
It includes various fictionalities that leak beyond merely the contents, e.g.
- Made-up publisher
- Made-up author
- Made-up review quotes
- Extra-false author bio
- Dubious but realistic UPC on the back cover
- Dubiouser but almost plausible Cataloging-in-Publication data on the copyright page, except my em-dashes got fucked up somehow.
The bad news is I didn't succeed at getting any sort of useful automatic SWF→PDF conversion toolchain going. I just gave up because text was too god damned hard, and copied and pasted between the illustrator files that Flash exported and inDesign.