Compared to the enlightened beacon of civilization that is the Pittsburgh airport, O'Hare is still a blighted, forsaken place, with no free wireless as far as I can tell. I am keeping an eye out for people who live in caves and eat salted twigs; I expect they are near by. I will teach them... fire.
Anyhow I am back in Madison now. On Wisconsin, one or more "rah"s, etc.