Jason Needs a Pismo.
Jason needs your micro-cash. [not just any micro-cash!]
Jason needs to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when he's not even an actual developer! [this choice of ordering of adjuncts I find really weird. I would have said "SHUT UP about his opinions when he's a moderator"]
Jason needs Your Help.
Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat. [who names their cat Jason, and how exactly is the cat communicating its concession that, yes, its tummy is a little too big?]
Jason Needs a Helper for Brooklyn Distro Route.
Jason needs to eat according to a controlled carbohydrate meal plan.
Jason needs a new job.
Jason needs to... [I love this one]
- respect personal space when meeting new people.
- use one the following phrases when meeting new people:
Hello, my name is Jason.
It's nice to meet you.
How do you do?