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[Oct. 6th, 2005|02:01 pm]
Jason
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From catamorphism, this is the thing where you google "[your name] needs" and post the results.

Jason Needs a Pismo.
Jason needs your micro-cash. [not just any micro-cash!]
Jason needs to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when he's not even an actual developer! [this choice of ordering of adjuncts I find really weird. I would have said "SHUT UP about his opinions when he's a moderator"]
Jason needs Your Help.
Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat. [who names their cat Jason, and how exactly is the cat communicating its concession that, yes, its tummy is a little too big?]
Jason Needs a Helper for Brooklyn Distro Route.
Jason needs to eat according to a controlled carbohydrate meal plan.
Jason needs a new job.
Jason needs to... [I love this one]

  • respect personal space when meeting new people.
  • use one the following phrases when meeting new people:

    Hello, my name is Jason.
    It's nice to meet you.
    How do you do?

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[User Picture]From: damion
2005-10-06 06:09 pm (UTC)
I get a lot of Higher Ed, Continuing Ed, and Special Ed needs.
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[User Picture]From: jcreed
2005-10-06 06:12 pm (UTC)
Which are you? All three?
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[User Picture]From: damion
2005-10-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
All three, and more.
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[User Picture]From: jcreed
2005-10-06 07:06 pm (UTC)
You are a very special Ed, indeed.
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[User Picture]From: rjmccall
2005-10-06 07:51 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: krasnoludek
2005-10-06 08:20 pm (UTC)
Apparently there is a Welsh musician by the name Paul Needs, so I get tons of musical results for him.
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[User Picture]From: lingboy
2005-10-07 12:23 am (UTC)
Ugh. All of mine end up being religious. My name DOES happen to be Christian. That's so annoying in a way, but I like my name.
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[User Picture]From: cdtwigg
2005-10-07 03:17 am (UTC)
There's apparently some minor celebrity named "Chris Needs" who screws up my search. However, I apparently do need "Sex talk", "to give [someone] cancer" (2nd-hand smoke I guess), "your help", "no mic stand", "to ditch that macaroni jewelry," and "to get a stronger pop off the ground" (pole vault).
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[User Picture]From: r_transpose_p
2005-10-07 03:20 am (UTC)

Dr Mike Needs a Sample
(contains a hilarious image)
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