Jason (jcreed) wrote,
Jason
jcreed

From catamorphism, this is the thing where you google "[your name] needs" and post the results.

Jason Needs a Pismo.
Jason needs your micro-cash. [not just any micro-cash!]
Jason needs to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when he's not even an actual developer! [this choice of ordering of adjuncts I find really weird. I would have said "SHUT UP about his opinions when he's a moderator"]
Jason needs Your Help.
Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat. [who names their cat Jason, and how exactly is the cat communicating its concession that, yes, its tummy is a little too big?]
Jason Needs a Helper for Brooklyn Distro Route.
Jason needs to eat according to a controlled carbohydrate meal plan.
Jason needs a new job.
Jason needs to... [I love this one]

  • respect personal space when meeting new people.
  • use one the following phrases when meeting new people:

    Hello, my name is Jason.
    It's nice to meet you.
    How do you do?

Tags: funny, meme
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