Thanks to papertygre having posted a link to an entry by patrissimo which contained a comment by binarybits referring to (CMU alum) Andrej Bauer's classic satire How To Become an Objectivist in 10 Easy Steps, I had the opportunity to poke around Andrej's webpage a bit and found a treasure trove of photographs of mathematicians. Including, to my great surprise and pleasure, one of William Howard, who attended the Pittsburgh ASL meeting back in May of last year. I probably even saw the guy and didn't realize it. Thus, I bring to you this irritating user picture. I promise not to make it my default.