Begin Enumerated List of Rapid Eye Movement Theatre.
Item 1: I am a real estate tycoon, taking historic buildings and shoving them full of affordable but profitable apartments.
Item 2: Making out with anonymous ficitional hawaiian 15-year old. Hey, I'm not the jailbait fan, here, you can talk to my subconscious about that. I don't think we two are on speaking terms.
Item 3: Tapeworm infection. Ew ew ew ew ewww.