Jason (jcreed) wrote,

nightspore's recent post alluded to the grand ole tradition of automatic text generation via markov chains. Here's something even more primitive: no statistical model, just pulling words from the dictionary at random, under the constraint that they scan. Maybe I'll get rhyming working tomorrow, I'm getting kind of tired of coding tonight. I don't know what thre greek name of this meter is, but it's four long-short-short feet per line. Punctuation was put in manually after the fact. As insane and ungrammatical as it is, I kinda like it. Weird but somehow upstandingly robust phrases like "sore dull adolescent intestinal", "apollonian trumpet", "agnostic witch profile deft chaff-chew", "frailty army diminutive".

Lope. Merritt, yeah, huddle cowgirl downstream. Heron
Steinberg perimeter, Ashland oases. Sproul
Spill offstage grantor, repairman. Surge herb super
Boat tactile. Corporal covert, retardant, butch
Hess. Shafer, Allemand, Dennis. Grilled duress Kant
Cod apiece. Dinghy soap frequent, approve minaret
anabaptist ebb yardstick. Agnostic witch
Profile deft chaff-chew, Lumpur tableaux Italy.

Recompense El frailty army diminutive!
Englishman: odd lusty Canfield Hurst pont reservation,
sore dull adolescent intestinal.

Delta flick mind-crayon midwife sink-clump. Triple
Handsome woke hailstone-want stodgy, indigenous.
Levee dementia, ask Collier fungal. Bryn
Tampon bank-factory, Sidney courageous. Ledge
Offshore evoke white prorate. Apollonian
Trumpet, indemnity Bruckner. Harmonic lagoon
underclassmen heath. Gyroscope broil.

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    Oh jeez Boulet, this is what you casually slap together for a 24-hour comic? Come on, now, you're just showing off. (But seriously it is so cute)

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    Compare: (a) Borges's Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge. (b) Today's smbc. --- A further example of excellent linguistic trolling…

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    Le Ballon Rouge

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