Man, what I would give for a decent pizza and a hot shower right now. In fact I have spent about €22 trying and failing to obtain decent pizza. The hot shower thing is just a non-starter, since I have empirically determined that there is no hot water in the Victoria Lodge after 10am on any given day. Among all the forms of american comestible cultural imperialism, I swear, the Coca-Cola company is the only one that's got their act together. Domino's? Ass. McDonald's? not as bad, but still ass. No, wait, I take that back, Frosted Flakes taste exactly the same despite being called "Frosties" and Tony the Tiger having an unsettling british accent on the TV.