Aaaaah. Fuck. Fine. I'll join the stupid orkut thing. Just don't organize any jumping-off-a-bridge parties, my willpower is apparently weak, like a β-reduction that doesn't descend under tho lambda, yo.
Man, I was all pumped about getting in on the ground floor. Then, boom, right after I filled out my profile, I see these kinds of articles about how Orkut's privacy policy is a sign of the devil.
Don't worry, google's commitment to "being able to make money without being evil" guarantees that they won't use your personal information for profitable purposes!