Jason (jcreed) wrote,

omg i should like go to sleep lol

According to Naive Bayes, the following three are among the top 0.5% most toolish posts to livejournal out of a sample of about 700, where the positive training set consisted of posts containing at least one occurrence of "lol": tool tooler toolest

The words at the bottom of the pipe, those most predictive of "lol"ness looked like

 hafta     |  2.723534236713889076763
 soup      |  2.723534236713889076763
 response  |  2.946677788028098832530
 hah       |  3.128999344822053458740
 answered  |  3.128999344822053458740
 hoe       |  3.128999344822053458740
 liquid    |  3.128999344822053458740
 mei       |  3.128999344822053458740
 miserably |  3.128999344822053458740
 rusted    |  3.128999344822053458740
 upload    |  3.128999344822053458740
 wowthats  |  3.128999344822053458740
 lol       |  5.791587171847506190818
and the top looked like
   word    |            l             
 fucking   | -2.128496027205728089158
 blah      |  -2.10477950058841204704
 brought   | -2.096747328891147788000
 want      |  -2.08048680801936748141
 bit       | -2.012664211680606384059
 boy       | -1.920856662427483587542
 believe   | -1.730813059539618656126
 favorite  | -1.607199103572442002080
 list      | -1.553131882302166234278
 seems     | -1.553131882302166234278
 seen      | -1.553131882302166234278
 awesome   | -1.524961005335469912360
I am terribly amused that the word least correlated with "lol" was "fucking". You heard it here first, kids. It's a scientific fact you're less likely to get laid if you use silly AOL acronyms. I mean, look at all those digits! Can you argue with them? All at once? I thought not.

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