According to Naive Bayes, the following three are among the top 0.5% most toolish posts to livejournal out of a sample of about 700, where the positive training set consisted of posts containing at least one occurrence of "lol": tool tooler toolest
The words at the bottom of the pipe, those most predictive of "lol"ness looked like
... hafta | 2.723534236713889076763 soup | 2.723534236713889076763 response | 2.946677788028098832530 hah | 3.128999344822053458740 answered | 3.128999344822053458740 hoe | 3.128999344822053458740 liquid | 3.128999344822053458740 mei | 3.128999344822053458740 miserably | 3.128999344822053458740 rusted | 3.128999344822053458740 upload | 3.128999344822053458740 wowthats | 3.128999344822053458740 lol | 5.791587171847506190818and the top looked like
word | l -----------+-------------------------- fucking | -2.128496027205728089158 blah | -2.10477950058841204704 brought | -2.096747328891147788000 want | -2.08048680801936748141 bit | -2.012664211680606384059 boy | -1.920856662427483587542 believe | -1.730813059539618656126 favorite | -1.607199103572442002080 list | -1.553131882302166234278 seems | -1.553131882302166234278 seen | -1.553131882302166234278 awesome | -1.524961005335469912360I am terribly amused that the word least correlated with "lol" was "fucking". You heard it here first, kids. It's a scientific fact you're less likely to get laid if you use silly AOL acronyms. I mean, look at all those digits! Can you argue with them? All at once? I thought not.