John Stewart, answering the hypothetical, "what would you do if you found yourself sitting across from that college student that smuggled box cutters onto airplanes as a statement about how shoddy security was":
I'd hide my boxes, that's for sure!
Lewis Black, on the monkey-brain-hook-up-thing:
FOOLS! We can DEFEAT the monkeys! We can DEFEAT the robots! But NOT AT THE SAME TIME!