Dinner last night was spaghetti with bacon and eggs mixed in, which sounded a little funny, but it was tasty. Unsurprisingly, the pasta here is pretty fucking good. Normally I can't stand spaghetti for being all round and slippery, but what I've been eating has a square profile, and is much more... tacky, I guess? Nonslippery in some way.
I wonder if signorina, mi fá bacio? is grammatical, and/or offensively forward. :)