Ow ow ow. This page makes my head hurt. I want so bad to believe that it's a parody, not because I'm trying to make some religious apologia, but just because it's so appalling. It's just painful if anyone is actually that muddle-headed, and encouraging kids to grow up thinking that way. I don't care if you think god exists or doesn't, or if you think god created the world and evolution is false, the argument from design (cf. "pine cones are complicated") is pure horseshit, and asking your uncle whether he likes bananas or checking to see if he looks like a monkey is violently asinine and irrelevant nonsense when it comes to debating the origins of human beings. I only resort to this fuming because I am quite scared that it is no parody at all.