"Doin' Math on a Saturday Night" (or, the theory weenie's lament)
C G Am F Conjectured this theorem been proving this theorem C G C (F C) think it might go through now real soon C G Am F Just five more lemmata though maybe I ought to C G C (F C) consider some sleep before noon F G Am A7 My friends all say I got a problem Dm G Cmaj7 C7 They scream that it just isn't right F Fm Em7 A7 But I don't see what's wrong with stayin' up late D7 G7 C (F C) Doin' math on a saturday night C Am G F Got objects and arrows, recursion and Big-Ohs, C G C (F C) and Gamma proves x colon B C Am G F The reader can work out the details (as if!) C G C (F C) Now watch my hands wave, QED F G Am A7 My family has long since disowned me Dm G Cmaj7 C7 But I'm unaware of my plight F Fm Em7 A7 Too busy patching up holes in my proofs D7 G7 C (F C) Doin' math on a saturday night