Fuck! I can't find that napkin anywhere now. I swear I put it in my office or room or something. The stuff written on it was really odd. Half of it was in really horrible handwriting, the other half might not have even been english, as far as I could tell. I'm pretty sure it started something like "When the doors open, when the [indecipherable] host arrives...". Can't remember anything else, though. Grr. I'll look again in the morning.