Flight back was also pleasantly uneventful, got an aisle seat with an empty seat next to me, watched "The Heat" (interesting variant on buddy-cop tropes, a few flopped jokes, a few jokes overexplained, but enough good jokes to be funny, 7/10) and a couple of stand up comedy routines.
Got back to apartment about 6am to find pillowcase had some sort of weird, light-colored, moldy-looking discoloration on it. Which I guess developed in the two weeks I was gone? Gross. Used pillows from the couch in the meantime.