Found an old gem of an email that I sent back to cs help desk:
> I am going to update it, but it won't
> be done today. I also noticed linux has not been used for more than 245
> days. Do you want it removed from the hardrive and removed from support?
Gosh, no! I may not have rebooted in a while, but I have run nothing but linux since the day I got the machine.
which they followed up with
You're right, you have not rebooted linux in 245 days.
You could never say that about windows....