- Burger: quite tasty, juicy without excessive greasiness. Featured bacon.
- Fries: maybe a bit dry and salty, but perfectly adequate. Decent amount of potato flavor getting through.
- Coke: does not have nasty bar-fountain-gun aftertaste, is not Pepsi, supports hegemony of global corn-syrup capitalism as is proper, etc.
- Ambience: c'mon, it's a fuckin' sports bar. Except, I note with satisfaction, the many giant flat-panel sports-displaying screens were not turned up to noxiously loud levels, nor was the music, which was tuned to a station playing early-mid nineties alt-rock presumably for to induce (in persons in precisely my demographic) wistful longing remembrance of bygone days spent listening to the likes of Courtney Love undergo vocal petit mal into a microphone. Also a plus, no super-drunk people harassing me.
In short: Good times.