Adventureland: thought it might be an enjoyable character-centric low-thinky sort of comedy, but instead it's a bunch of people getting getting stoned, aimlessly exploring the combinatorial graph theory of fucking, and then making really bad decisions. I just couldn't find it in me to care. It's like to balance out the universe, there had to be a Kristen Stewart movie that unlike Twilight is wish-fulfillment for guys that don't get out enough, who can't get enough of the idea of the hot (but otherwise thematically underdeveloped) chicks fawning/angsting all over you because of and not despite your awkward sonnet-quoting not-getting-laid-in-college ways, and maybe you're not an asshole all the time?
It had some funny scenes of dudes getting punched in the nuts. (3/10)