AAAH! What the fuck man. There can be only one...you should go cut off his head or something/

Dude, no. In the future, there will be one of him for everyone. This is just the personal Jcreed for someone else.

Holy shit, man.

But he said "get ahold of me"... impossible.

Also, shit, he has a lovely wife. That's what one doesn't get for going to grad school?

I'm not sure lovely-wife-having is correlated either way with graduate school.

If you were him, you'd have to dress up and self-promote. Aren't you glad you're in academia instead?

Well, I'm the other Jason Reed. I'd prefer it if my head wasn't cut off, but that's just me.

Thanks for the 600+ unique visits today. I had a brief scare there trying to figure out the random spike in traffic.

And really, being me isn't so bad. I don't really have to dress up much, I don't self promote beyond what you see on my portfolio, and I love my job.

Anyway, enjoy being the other Jason Reed- I've found there are many of us out there.

Hi! Nice web designs, by the way.

He only wants to cut off your head to absorb your sweet, sweet Jason Reed powers!

This is so awesome. It's like all Jason Reeds are kind of clever and self-effacing.

Ah, the alternate history where you had that haircut after all...

Incredible!

So it turns out this Jason Reed is a web designer (who does some programming) and lives in the Bay Area, so I have handed off his information to our recruiters for our Design team.

If Facebook can't get our Jason Reed perhaps this other one will do