To the first girl to ask, if any, some time today, who is not already on my flist; I offer to buy you dinner tonight at a place of my choosing. That's it. (Perhaps by squinting hard and psychologizing this thing you might be able to figure out conversely whether you think I am awesome or terrible or somewhere in the middle.)
I would think that the place I have in mind is decidedly unromantic if there is too much risk of that on this day of all days, but hey, I know people who got married there...
This is Ze Frank on the topic Valentine's Day.
