Jason (jcreed) wrote,
Jason
jcreed

I get what I deserve for trying to get work done in the 4th-floor whiteboard nook in wean.

Q: What is stranger than a person pacing restlessly clockwise around the central stairwell of Wean, talking on a cellphone?

A: Two people pacing restlessly clockwise around the central stairwell of Wean, each talking on a cellphone, 180 degrees out of phase with one another.

Q: What is stranger than two people pacing restlessly clockwise around the central stairwell of Wean, each talking on a cellphone, 180 degrees out of phase with one another?

A: The same two people still pacing restlessly around the central stairwell of Wean, each talking on a cellphone, 180 degrees out of phase with one another, but now, simultaneously, counterclockwise.

Think about it. They are on opposite sides of the stairwell. They are mutually invisible. How did they know to reverse direction at the same time?

The conclusion, I think, is obvious, as maximally ridiculous conclusions always are. They must have been talking to each other on their respective cell phones.
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