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My tweets [Jun. 1st, 2012|12:00 pm]

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  • Thu, 14:05: RT @khoi: JCPenney responds to homophobic boycott calls with gay Father's Day ad. http://t.co/y4b64ooB
  • Thu, 14:18: RT @jcn: Love this, and hate that it's even necessary. "Bloomberg Plans a Ban on Large Sugared Drinks" (via @thetakeaway) http://t.co/3w ...
  • Thu, 20:50: RT @umairh: Here's a tiny hypothesis. A society that cares more about soda than the future isn't doomed. But it probably is fucked.
  • Thu, 21:00: RT @remindfulapp: Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.� ~Voltaire
  • Thu, 21:04: RT @drewtoothpaste: December 2012: A computer user accidentally ends the universe by making a chiptune remix of a dubstep that was remix ...
  • Thu, 22:47: YES. i biked 133.46 miles in May... beating my previous highest mileage month, June 2011, by .8 of a mile.
  • Thu, 22:49: of course, since June has 30 days and May has 31, June 2011 still holds the record for highest daily average. just gotta bike more!
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LD23 gems [May. 31st, 2012|11:06 pm]
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http://radar.spacebar.org/f/a/weblog/comment/1/1082

Ludum Dare 23 was a few weeks ago. My game got some great feedback but might have been my worst showing in the rankings, probably partly because the field was huge (1400 games!) and partly because the game is totally not going to work for casual impatient audiences. I am proud of it though. I love playing these weird and sometimes amazing games. I rated over 100; some of my favorites:

Recluse was a little platformer with nice double entendres and a jaw-dropping twist. Highly recommended downloading.

Pocket Planet is a single-screen exploration platformer and damn fine.

Escape from Mini Mars is by a friend and has great music.

A Super Mario Summary is a game whose idea is a bit better than its execution, but definitely worth playing.

Overpopulous has a charming intro sequence and is a pretty fun short arcade game.

Memento XII is very high quality, though maybe a bit conservative.

Planet Life was hilarious and weird and unwinnable, just like life.

Superpixel was a direct Super Meat Boy clone, but pretty fun in the same way that game is.

SubATOMIC was an unusually complete adventure game with a slightly grating script but some genuinely funny parts.

Space Nurse was an imbalanced but superbly smooth space physics sandbox.

Dr. Biology's Educational Game was a simple puzzle game with a surprise mechanic and LOL-worthy audio.

Lost was a better-than-expected low-res platformer that I unfortunately got stuck (bug) like two screens from finishing.

Tinytanic had lovely graphics and humor, really worth playing for 90 seconds, that ultimately wasn't supported by gameplay.

Super Strict Farmer is a German-style board game with pro graphics and a hilarious title screen.

Aether was an engine better than its game, but is still short and easy and fun.

Rambros was the game I most wish had been finished. It's great fun even in its state and looks like it'd be even more fun with a bro.

Prince of Leaves is kinda "Adventure Time!"ey, including its incessant theme song.

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<p class="ljsyndicationlink"><a href="http://radar.spacebar.org/f/a/weblog/comment/1/1082">http://radar.spacebar.org/f/a/weblog/comment/1/1082</a></p>Ludum Dare 23 was a few weeks ago. <a href="http://tinyworld.spacebar.org/">My game</a> got some <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=1984">great feedback</a> but might have been my worst showing in the rankings, probably partly because the field was huge (1400 games!) and partly because the game is totally not going to work for casual impatient audiences. I am proud of it though. I love playing these weird and sometimes amazing games. I rated over 100; some of my favorites:<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/wp-content/compo2/thumb/c3d2830a7c224955dfc7c40bc8b6790a.jpg">Recluse</a> was a little platformer with nice double entendres and a jaw-dropping twist. Highly recommended downloading.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?uid=1534">Pocket Planet</a> is a single-screen exploration platformer and damn fine.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=7860">Escape from Mini Mars</a> is by a friend and has great music.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=608">A Super Mario Summary</a> is a game whose idea is a bit better than its execution, but definitely worth playing.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=5631">Overpopulous</a> has a charming intro sequence and is a pretty fun short arcade game.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=2982">Memento XII</a> is very high quality, though maybe a bit conservative.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=1405">Planet Life</a> was hilarious and weird and unwinnable, just like life.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=4882">Superpixel</a> was a direct Super Meat Boy clone, but pretty fun in the same way that game is.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=7835">SubATOMIC</a> was an unusually complete adventure game with a slightly grating script but some genuinely funny parts.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=418">Space Nurse</a> was an imbalanced but superbly smooth space physics sandbox.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=741">Dr. Biology's Educational Game</a> was a simple puzzle game with a surprise mechanic and LOL-worthy audio.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=7798">Lost</a> was a better-than-expected low-res platformer that I unfortunately got stuck (bug) like two screens from finishing.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=12384">Tinytanic</a> had lovely graphics and humor, really worth playing for 90 seconds, that ultimately wasn't supported by gameplay.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=2952">Super Strict Farmer</a> is a German-style board game with pro graphics and a hilarious title screen.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=2311">Aether</a> was an engine better than its game, but is still short and easy and fun.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=3041">Rambros</a> was the game I most wish had been finished. It's great fun even in its state and looks like it'd be even more fun with a bro.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=7902">Prince of Leaves</a> is kinda "Adventure Time!"ey, including its incessant theme song.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=12796>Little City</a> was a little childish but has a artful style and plenty of surprises.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=1885">Worlds in Cards</a> was a nice little puzzle/action game in GB style.<br /><br /> <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-23/?action=preview&uid=5496">Ancestor's Sword</a> was an unusual platformer, fun to play all the way through, partly because I needed to figure out how to exploit bugs to win it.
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(no subject) [May. 31st, 2012|11:59 pm]

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Very bad day yesterday (I got stalled mentally and did no work at all), but a very good day today to make up for it.

One thing I have to get better at is recognizing my classic morning stall pattern and break out of it. If I don't get a good, quick start to the real work of the day, it gets really easy for me to jump forever from one stupid time-waster to the next — or to flap around the apartment helplessly because it's already so late and I don't feel like doing anything anyway, but it's already so late, so I'd better force myself to do something, but I'm so useless, so why bother? In this way I regret to say it was after 4:00 before I finally worked up the what's-it to toss myself out yesterday to find some lunch.

Today I promised that that sort of thing wasn't going to happen, so I got myself distracted with some real work early on and allowed myself to sit at home as long as I was working on it. (See, if I get going all right, I'm fine.) That continued until lunchtime — still a bit late at 2 p.m., but not horrible. I biked to Orient Express and took a lunch special to my desk, then went up to the gym around 3:30. It was a fantastic day there: I did really well in every exercise and came away feeling like I could leap tall buildings in a single bound or tear telephone directories in half or something.

Due to the annoying file system changes going on on our supercomputer tomorrow, I found myself at 6:00 with nothing research-related to do but wait for 2 TB of files to compress and be copied back to CMU. (All this crap, plus an accidental power outage in San Diego that knocked the computer offline for the whole of last weekend, is costing me a conference paper, but I've missed so many deadlines this year that I can't feel too worked up about this one.) I bugged Owen and Jess about ITG, and Jess said she was interested, so very shortly afterwards we were both in Scotland Yard.

Now, it's a notable, stand-out performance for me in ITG to either pass an 11 or to score above a 90 percent in anything. I might pass a new 11 once every month, and I could probably get a 90-plus on one of the easiest 9s every two or three weeks if I tried and got lucky. Well, today I have the honour to present the panel with the following:
  • A 92.59 on "Kung Fu Beat" (9), even without a full combo because I got a decent and a miss. This is probably in my top five scores globally, and, given the slowdown in this song, is probably the best I can expect to do.
  • A 91.16 on "Party in the Emerald Hills" (9), with a 511 combo but still not full because I screwed up in two spots and got three way offs, a miss, and a dropped hold. It all felt right on, even the crossovers, up until a reading error, and then I think I blame the pad for the miss.
  • A 74.04 on "Crazy Loop," my fifth 11. I'd been hung up on this one forever, and I still almost lost it in the first run, but somehow I pulled it out. In the middle, Jess shouted over "Are you going to pass?" I said back "No!", then, when I found I was midway through the second run and still alive, "Maybe!"

Jess and I played six and a half games, and I was shocked to see it was 8:40 when I went out of the UC to get my bike!
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Coolly rational in a second language [Jun. 1st, 2012|02:26 am]
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http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=3993

Boaz Keysar, Sayuri Hayakawa and Sun Gyu An published an intriguing paper last month in Psychological Science in which they found that several different groups of bilinguals were more immune to common cognitive biases when making decisions in their second languages than in their native tongues. The paper has received a fair bit of attention in blogs and the media. I've added my own commentary in this post over at Discover Magazine, expanding on two plausible explanations for the effect that are alluded to in the original paper. Feel free to toss your comments in the hat over there, but I'll keep the comments open here as well for those who are in the mood for a more Language Loggy discussion.

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War of the 'iptivists [May. 31st, 2012|04:39 pm]
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http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=3991

Steven Pinker strikes back: "False Fronts in the Language Wars: Why New Yorker writers and others keep pushing bogus controversies", Slate 5/31/2012.

Nature or nurture. Love it or leave it. If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

If you didn’t already know that euphonious dichotomies are usually phony dichotomies, you need only check out the latest round in the supposed clash between “prescriptivist” and “descriptivist” theories of language.

I still chortle whenever I think of Joan Acocella's hallucinatory pairing of Steve-Pinker-the-descriptivist against John-Rickford-the-prescriptivist. This is roughly like matching John-Roberts-the-conservative against Antonin-Scalia-the-liberal, or Henry-James-the-homespun-American against Mark-Twain-the-European-Aristocrat. It combines a deep attachment to facile stereotypes with an equally profound ignorance of the individuals under discussion.

Last week, the producer for a Canadian radio program, simultaneously inspired by Acocella's article and by the controversy kicked up by the AP Style Guide's acceptance of evaluative hopefully, tried to set up a sort of Cage Match between me as the Descriptive Destroyer and John Rickford as the Prescriptive Punisher (this is my characterization, but I believe that it corresponds pretty closely to what she wanted). I suggested that hopefully is a relatively uncontroversial case, at least among semi-sensible people, so that she would have a hard time finding anyone un-ironically accepting its use as a Sign of the Apocalypse.  I also pointed out that John and I would have a hard time finding anything to argue about, even with respect to less light-weight issues.

She accepted my suggestion of Bryan Garner as a more reasonable choice for my opponent in the Scrimmage of the 'Scriptivists; but she clung to the idea of featuring hopefully as the last desperate hope of civilization. So I wrote a couple of LLOG posts, at first to try to persuade her to chose another theme for the battle, and then to prepare myself for the apparently-inevitable Clash of Titans.

The result: at the last minute, I was told that "as much I hate to renege our request, I'm afraid we've decided to go with someone else who feels very passionate about (pro) hopefully".

You can listen to the debate here: "Where do you stand on 'hopefully'?", Q 5/29/2012.

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Big Data in the humanities and social sciences [May. 31st, 2012|03:31 pm]
languagelog

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=3990

I'm in Berkeley for the DataEDGE Conference, where I'm due to participate in a "living room chat" advertised as follows:

Size Matters: Big Data, New Vistas in the Humanities and Social Sciences
Mark Liberman, Geoffrey Nunberg, Matthew Salganik
Vast archives of digital text, speech, and video, along with new analysis technology and inexpensive computation, are the modern equivalent of the 17th-century invention of the telescope and microscope. We can now observe social and linguistic patterns in space, time, and cultural context, on a scale many orders of magnitude greater than in the recent past, and in much greater detail than before. This transforms not just the study of speech, language, and communication but fields ranging from sociology and empirical economics to education, history, and medicine — with major implications for both scholarship and technology development.

We've got until tomorrow afternoon to figure out what we're going to talk about. Here are a few of my own current thoughts. If you're pressed for time, the slogan-sized version is "Big Data is not necessarily Big Science" and "Preserve Endangered Data".

1) The shifting spectrum of size. Or maybe this should be called "Towards the Data-Analysis Singularity". As a result of Moore's Law, along with whoever's law it is that expands accessible digital content, the whole spectrum of analytic scale is shifting rapidly. Yesterday's Borgesian Fantasy turns into today's Heroic Project;  yesterday's Heroic Project turns into today's Breakfast Experiment™. Thus the first bible concordance took thousands of monk-years to compile; today, any bright high school student with a laptop can do better in a few hours. In the 1960s, a million-word corpus was a big deal; today, … well, you get the idea. Projecting this trend into the future tells us that today's Heroic Projects, like creating the Google Ngram Viewer, will be tomorrow's undergraduate problem sets.

2) There's room for many a-more. Or maybe this should be "You ain't seen nothing yet".  Most academic disciplines and sub-disciplines haven't really gotten on board this train yet.  In my own field, phoneticians still mostly measure formant frequencies and voice-onset times by hand, even if they use computer programs rather than specialized electro-mechanical devices to do it. People who do large social surveys still mostly transcribe open-ended responses by hand and code them (also by hand) as if they were multiple-choice answers, ignoring the rest of the information in the recordings and transcripts. "Digital humanities" is still mostly a controversial gleam in a minority of humanists' eyes.

3) It's good to be able to fail. Or maybe, "evolution needs variation and selection".  The thing about Heroic Projects is that you can't do very many of them, and it's a big deal if they fail. As it gets easier to ask and answer a certain kind of empirical question, you can afford to ask more questions.  As a result, more researchers with a wider range of goals and beliefs can explore a bigger space of more detailed hypotheses about a broader range of problems.  This is a Good Thing, in my opinion, even if most of the explorations wind up in blind alleys.  Thus the most important thing about Big Data in the humanities and social sciences, in my opinion, is that today's Big Data rapidly turns into tomorrow's No Big Deal.

4) Save Endangered Data! More and more of our lives are carried out digitally and preserved in the Shadow Universe of digital archives. But most human activity is still ephemeral; and much of the small fraction that is recorded is still in danger of vanishing into the entropic mists.  Future generations will have reason to wish that we paid more attention to aspects of this problem.

I'll pick two culturally-important examples at random: audiotape archives and court records.

Audiotape archives: Museums, libraries, country historical societies, radio station archives, and individual researchers' closets are full of millions of hours of audio tapes.  These voices from the past will be of significant interest and value in the future — if they survive. Many are falling apart; others end up in landfills when storage space or money runs out.  There are major efforts underway to digitize the world's books. We need a similar effort to digitize and preserve the world's tapes — and unlike the books, the tapes are unlikely to survive much longer unless something is done soon.

Court data: (Thanks to Jerry Goldman of oyez.org for background information.)  If properly collected and archived, the activities of the American judicial system represent a massive collection of formalized social interactions, with great potential for social scientists interested in the activities of American courts and for computer scientists seeking a large highly-structured language corpus.  Moreover, the hierarchical structure of the American judiciary represents an opportunity for technologists interested in modeling consequential interactions among institutions in a large system.

However, the American judiciary has been reluctant, at least in practice, to provide access to its data.

Most courts provide access via their websites to recent opinions, but few courts provide access to archival opinions. No consistency to the number of opinions available: Some courts provide all opinions from 2005 forward, others provide only the last term's worth.  There is no consistency in the means of delivering the data: Some courts use RSS feeds, others have only a list of links on a page on their website, others require the user to use a search form to access any data.

Only half of the federal circuit courts make recordings of oral arguments available; a smaller fraction of other courts make them available electronically. No court, other than the Supreme Court, appears to make an official transcript of oral arguments available electronically. Almost all written data is contained in PDFs. What audio data is available is of inconsistent quality and in various formats.

Details aside, a sociologist or political scientist today would find it very difficult at best to assemble a complete  collection of briefs, oral arguments, and opinions in cases at various levels dealing with some given topic — it would be a lot of work, and there would be many gaps. And in 20 or 30 years, the situation (with respect to cases now and in the past) might well be worse, because much of whatever may be available now might well have vanished.

The scale of the problem is fairly large.  State courts of last resort decide about 90,000 cases a year. Intermediate federal courts of appeals decide about 60,000 cases a year. It's not clear how (and even whether) digital versions of oral-argument recordings, collections of briefs, etc., are being preserved by various courts. It seems possible that much of this material, although now almost invariably prepared in digital form, is not being digitally archived in any effective way.

[Jiahong Yuan and I helped Jerry Goldman in an NSF-funded project to rescue about 9,000 hours of U.S. Supreme Court oral arguments from analog tapes on the shelves of the National Archives, to transcribe them, and to make them available online at oyez.org. When complete, the whole collection will be available to researchers in corpus form.]

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My tweets [May. 31st, 2012|12:01 pm]

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Interactive Tutorial of the Sequent Calculus [May. 31st, 2012|10:48 am]
lambda_ultimate

http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/node/4529

Interactive Tutorial of the Sequent Calculus by Edward Z. Yang.

This interactive tutorial will teach you how to use the sequent calculus, a simple set of rules with which you can use to show the truth of statements in first order logic. It is geared towards anyone with some background in writing software for computers, with knowledge of basic boolean logic. ...

Proving theorems is not for the mathematicians anymore: with theorem provers, it's now a job for the hacker. — Martin Rinard ...

A common complaint with a formal systems like the sequent calculus is the "I clicked around and managed to prove this, but I'm not really sure what happened!" This is what Martin means by the hacker mentality: it is now possible for people to prove things, even when they don't know what they're doing. The computer will ensure that, in the end, they will have gotten it right.

The tool behind this nice tutorial is Logitext.

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The trouble with making linguistic claims [May. 31st, 2012|03:30 am]
languagelog

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=3989

There is a lot for reasonable people to agree with and disagree with in Philip Kitcher's recent essay in The New Republic, "The Trouble with Scientism: Why history and the humanities are also a form of knowledge". This being Language Log, however, I can only urge readers of Kitcher's essay to take the following linguistic claim with a healthy dose of skepticism:

In English we speak about science in the singular, but both French and German wisely retain the plural.

Kitcher's point in making this claim — and the actual, reasonable argument that follows it — is that "science" is hardly a singular thing:

The enterprises that we [English speakers–EB] lump together [with the singular word "science"–EB] are remarkably various in their methods, and also in the extent of their successes. The achievements of molecular engineering or of measurements derived from quantum theory do not hold across all of biology, or chemistry, or even physics.

This argument is a key part of the larger (and again, reasonable) argument laid bare in the essay's subtitle: that "history and the humanities are also a form of knowledge". Anyone interested in this kind of topic (as I am) is encouraged to read this essay, followed by the other links further above, and perhaps counterbalanced by this NYT Opinionator blog post. (And don't forget to squeeze the comments.)

So what about the linguistic claim? Unfortunately for Kitcher, it's complete hogwash.

Well, OK, let me soften that: as stated, at least, it seems to me to be complete hogwash. As a native English speaker who "speaks about science" with some regularity, I can attest that I also speak about "the sciences" with some regularity. And I'm not a native speaker of French or German, but I have passing knowledge of both (four years of grade school French and two years of college German); I'm fairly certain that French speakers speak about "la science" (feminine singular) as well as "les sciences" (plural) and that German speakers speak about "die Wissenschaft" (feminine singular) as well as "die Wissenschaften" (plural).

So what is Kitcher on about? It may be the case (and I stress that it is far from obvious) that the plural forms predominate in French-language and German-language academic discourses on the topic, and that the singular form predominates in English-language academic discourse — but why would anyone want to elevate such an (entirely hypothetical) asymmetry to the level of facts about the languages themselves? [ Update: see the discussion in this comment below. — EB ]

I'll end this post with a bit of a cheap shot: searching the text of Kitcher's own (English-language) essay, there are 37 instances of the string "science", 20 (more than half!) of which are embedded in the larger string "sciences". Now to be fair, Kitcher is specifically interested in talking about "sciences" as opposed to "science", but I honestly don't think any English speakers would bat an eye at his "overuse" of "sciences". Kitcher could easily have made his point without making a factually incorrect linguistic claim.

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Why "Hopefully"? [May. 30th, 2012|06:36 pm]
languagelog

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=3988

I have a piece airing on "Fresh Air" today on hopefully. I recorded it about a month ago and it has been sitting in the can since then, so I didn't have the opportunity to profit from the observations made by Mark in his recent posts here, here and here; if I had, I would have mentioned his points about the changing frequency of the word, among other things, and some of the points made by Arnold in a one-stop-shopping post at his blog. I simply described the usage as "floating hopefully," so as not to tax the radio audience's limited patience for grammatical pilpul. Mostly, I wanted to stress a couple of things that seem to me to make hopefully sui generis in the canon of linguistic infractions.

Start with its elevation to a shibboleth and the overwrought tenor of the denunciations, so disproportionate to the imagined offense:

That floating hopefully had been around for more than thirty years in respectable venues when a clutch of usage critics including Theodore Bernstein and E. B. White came down on it hard in the 1960’s. Writers who had been using it up to then said their mea culpas and pledged to forswear it. Its detractors were operatic in their vilifications. The poet Phyllis McGinley called it an abomination and said its adherents should be lynched, and the historian T. Harry Williams went so far as to pronounce it “the most horrible usage of our times”—a singular distinction in the age that gave us expressions like "final solution" and "ethnic cleansing,” not to mention “I’m Ken and I’ll be your waitperson for tonight.”

You wouldn’t want to take the critics’ hysteria at face value. A usage can be really, really irritating, but that’s as far as it goes. You hear people saying that a misused hopefully or literally makes them want to put their shoe through the television screen, but nobody ever actually does that—what it really makes them want to do is tell you how they wanted to put a shoe through the television screen. It’s all for display, like rhesus monkeys baring their teeth and pounding the ground with their palms.

Of course even if you find the tone of these complaints histrionic, you can often sympathize with their substance. I feel a crepuscular wistfulness when I hear people confusing enormity with enormousness or disinterested with uninterested. It doesn’t herald the decline of the West, but it does signal another little unraveling of the threads of literary memory. But the fixation with hopefully is different from those others. For one thing, the word itself is so utterly inconsequential—is that the best you’ve got?

After mentioning the wrong-headedness of the critics' objections, which Mark dispatches nicely, I go on to note that hopefully is not at all equivalent to the paraphrases that critics offer.

…people complain that hopefully doesn’t specifically indicate who’s doing the hoping. But neither does it is to be hoped that, which is the phrase that critics like Wilson Follett offer as a “natural” substitute. That’s what usage fetishism can drive you to—you cross out an adverb and replace it with a six-word impersonal passive construction and you tell yourself you’ve improved your writing.

Anyway, the real problem with these objections is their tone-deafness. People get so worked up about the word that they can’t hear what it’s really saying. The fact is that “I hope that” and "It is to be hoped that" don’t mean the same thing that hopefully does. The first just express a desire; the second makes a hopeful prediction. I’m comfortable saying, “I hope I survive to 105”—it isn’t likely, but hey, you never know. But it would be pushing my luck to say “Hopefully I’ll survive to 105,” since that suggests it might actually be in the cards.

(Actually, after I had taped the piece, I had the experience of asking my contractor when he thought they'd be through with the bathroom remodel, and he answsered, "We hope by the end of June." I thought to myself, gee, I wish he'd said "Hopefully by the end of June," which to me would have conveyed more confidence in that outcome.)

The mystery is why everybody decided to jump on hopefully at this time. Mark shows that the word had become more common, and that's certainly part of it, but increasing frequency alone wouldn't have been sufficient to make it so thunderously and universally reviled. One thing that occurred to me is that the very capriciousness of the rule might have played a role:

…the very baselessness of those objections makes them an ideal badge of belonging. Somebody who came to the adverb hopefully armed only with a logical mind and an ear for English grammar and style would have absolutely no way of guessing that anybody had a problem with it. You can only know about this if you’re the sort of person who reads usage guides or who hangs out with others who do. Objecting to hopefully doesn’t mark you off just as being literate; it says that you have pretensions to being one of the literati.

That may explain why the objectors have actually gotten more adamant as the cause gets more hopeless. Since 1969, the American Heritage Dictionary has been sending surveys about usage questions to a panel of around 150 well-known writers, editors and scholars. For the most part, they’ve grown more tolerant about the old usage strictures like using aggravating to mean irritating or to using dilemma when there are more than two choices. Hopefully is the one usage that has gone the other way—in 1969 only a bit more than half the panelists objected to it; thirty years later it was unacceptable to 80 percent.

I think the point about the literati is correct–one striking thing about this rule is that it doesn't come up a lot in the enumerations of pet peeves that fill the comments whenever someone raises a matter of grammar in the media; it's a fetish of copy-editors, journalists, and writers more than of general public purism. (What the repetitiveness of those lists shows, among other things, is that people don't have a clear idea what "pet" means here.) But even then, the mere fact that the objections to a recently popular usage are groundless doesn't quite explain why it should become the focus of general obloquy. In any case, I agree with Mark that Garner's proposal that one avoid the usage out of deference to the snoots betrays the intellectual pusillanimity of the "don't make trouble" school of grammatical counsel, which can only tarnish any credit it might have among serious people:

The prejudice against hopefully will no doubt survive, zombie-style, among the scribbling classes for quite some time. But it's the last of its breed. People will always have their crotchets, those scraps of grammatical lore they learned at the end of Sister Petra's ruler. But there's no one around now who could anoint a brand-new litmus test for grammatical purity. Safire was the last guru who was invested with that kind of authority. But he actually came round to accepting the floating "hopefully" early on. So should all the rest of of us. There will be grousing from the defiant one-percenters. But hopefully, my dear, we won't give a damn.

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